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Isn't it nice?
Peach's Castle is a very dark and chaotic castle, surpassing the evilness of Bowser's Castle. It made its first major appearance in Super Mario 128, where Peach and Toadsworth are fought at. There are many streams of Milk, and there's many wimpy Toads guarding the castle. Peach's Castle is north of the nearly destroyed and abanded Toad Town, where it was a small city which Peach had enslaved.
In 1811, it was nuked by the Weird Al-iens. Thinking the Piantas caused it, the Toads attacked the Piantas. Everybody was to lazy to rebuild it until 1981.
When they started building off the rubble of the nuked castle, they found a small African American Indian Toad carcass. It seemed that Peach's castle was a burial ground for African American Indian Toads and other stuff that I can't think of right now, so everyone stopped production and sat on their bottoms watching SpongeBob SquarePants while eating Mushroom Puffs. UNTIL 2000...
This thing's a stub. It doesn't appear in dictionaries, so listen up what a stub is: A very small garbage can, with only a little junk. ADD MORE JUNK TO IT SO IT BECOMES A GIANT GARBAGE CAN!