Robbing the Bank is the fourth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.
Wario robs the bank to buy a new TV.
WARIO is watching TV while WALUIGI enters the room.
- WALUIGI: Hey Wario! I just--
- WARIO: Quiet! I'm watching TV!
- COMMERCIAL VOICE: ...and this new TV costs just 1000 dollars!
- WARIO: Wow! A new TV!
BOWSER walks in the room.
- BOWSER: Hey boss! What's-- Are you watching commercials?!
- WARIO: Yeah, so what?
- BOWSER: Commercials are for dummies!
- WARIO: Shut up! Anyway, we're gonna buy a new TV! Does anyone have money?
- ANYONE: Me?
- WARIO: No, not you!
- BOWSER: I have 50 cent!
- WALUIGI: And I just earned--
- WARIO: Shut up! Nobody wants to listen to you!
- WALUIGI (talking to himself): *grumble* Fine, I'll use that 1000 dollar for cheese.
- BOWSER: So how do we get the money?
- WARIO: I know! We can--
- WALUIGI: Sell cookies?
- WARIO: No you moron! Rob the bank!
WARIO and co are at the bank.
- BANKER: So, what can I do for you?
- WALUIGI: Oh no, not this again!
- WARIO: Can I please take all your money?
- WALUIGI: Phew.
- BANKER: Sure! *gives all the money* Here you go.
WARIO and co go out of the bank.
- BOWSER: Wow, that was fast!
- WARIO: Doesn't matter! To the store!
The cops appear.
- WARIO: Oh sh**!
WARIO and co get chased by the cops.
- COP: Come back here!
- WARIO: Oh c***! They're too fast! I can't outrun them anymore!
- WALUIGI: Probably because you're too fat.
- WARIO: WHAT?!
WARIO strangles WALUIGI and the cops catch them.
- COP: You get arrested for robbing a toy store!
- WARIO: What? But we robbed a bank!
- COP: Really? Well, then you get arrested for robbing a bank!
The cops bring WARIO and co to jail. Meanwhile, SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT comes out of a cinema, eating popcorn.
- SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Did I miss something?
- Never rob a bank.
- Never go to a cinema, or you'll miss all the good stuff.