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Robbing the Bank is the fourth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.

Summary

Wario robs the bank to buy a new TV.

Script

Scene 1

WARIO is watching TV while WALUIGI enters the room.

WALUIGI: Hey Wario! I just--
WARIO: Quiet! I'm watching TV!
COMMERCIAL VOICE: ...and this new TV costs just 1000 dollars!
WARIO: Wow! A new TV!

BOWSER walks in the room.

BOWSER: Hey boss! What's-- Are you watching commercials?!
WARIO: Yeah, so what?
BOWSER: Commercials are for dummies!
WARIO: Shut up! Anyway, we're gonna buy a new TV! Does anyone have money?
ANYONE: Me?
WARIO: No, not you!
BOWSER: I have 50 cent!
WALUIGI: And I just earned--
WARIO: Shut up! Nobody wants to listen to you!
WALUIGI (talking to himself): *grumble* Fine, I'll use that 1000 dollar for cheese.
BOWSER: So how do we get the money?
WARIO: I know! We can--
WALUIGI: Sell cookies?
WARIO: No you moron! Rob the bank!

Scene 2

WARIO and co are at the bank.

BANKER: So, what can I do for you?
WALUIGI: Oh no, not this again!
WARIO: Can I please take all your money?
WALUIGI: Phew.
BANKER: Sure! *gives all the money* Here you go.

WARIO and co go out of the bank.

BOWSER: Wow, that was fast!
WARIO: Doesn't matter! To the store!

The cops appear.

WARIO: Oh sh**!

Scene 3

WARIO and co get chased by the cops.

COP: Come back here!
WARIO: Oh c***! They're too fast! I can't outrun them anymore!
WALUIGI: Probably because you're too fat.
WARIO: WHAT?!

WARIO strangles WALUIGI and the cops catch them.

COP: You get arrested for robbing a toy store!
WARIO: What? But we robbed a bank!
COP: Really? Well, then you get arrested for robbing a bank!

The cops bring WARIO and co to jail. Meanwhile, SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT comes out of a cinema, eating popcorn.

SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Did I miss something?

THE END!

Morals

  • Never rob a bank.
  • Never go to a cinema, or you'll miss all the good stuff.

Trivia

  • Nobody got mentioned in this episode.
  • Waluigi earned 1000 toy dollars.
  • The movie that Some tiny moron that nobody cares about was watching was Nintendo Road Trip.

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