Rub My Nuts is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Plot[]
Wario tells Homer to rob some squirrel's nuts. Suddenly, The squirrel stole the nuts back and Homer kills himself.
Script[]
SCENE NO. 1[]
Wario is sitting in his chair. Homer comes in.
Wario: Hey, want to do something for me?
Homer: Yeah?
Wario: Rub MY NUTS!
Wario pulls pants down, but is interrupted by a black screen.
Announcer: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU A COMMERCIAL IN THE NEXT SCENE!
SCENE NO. 2[]
Wario is walking around, bored.
Announcer: Hey! Tired of walking around so much you'll get tired?
Wario: Yeah.
Announcer: Well, use the Lazy Boots! It can walk around for you without YOU, doing anything!!! ISEN'T THAT KOOL?!
Wario: Well, yeah.
SCENE NO. 3[]
Announcer: NOW, BACK TO THE SHOW!
Wario is sitting in his couch. Homer comes in.
Wario: Hey, want to do something for me?
Homer: Yeah?
Wario: Rub My Nuts!
Homer; WHA???
Wario: There's some nuts that I stole from a squirrel. Rub them so they can FEEL YOU!!!
Homer: Ok...
Homer rubs the nuts. Suddenly, a squirrel takes them.
Squirrel: YOU RUFFIANS! THAT WAS MY NUTS! NOW I WILL STEAL THEM BACK!
Then the squirrel runs away and Homer pulls out a gun and his head asplode.
The End!