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Ryuk is a shinigami who likes apples. He has an awsome book called the Death Note and wants people to give him apples in exchange(they think he's saying something about the death note because shinigamish sounds like English). Light Yagami failed to give him apples so he killed him. Next he is going to make Mario give him apples or he will die. Mario is going to get apples for him in Donkey Kong Circus 2: Apples are good.
Work with Teh Shrug
During his time working for teh shrug he has rated apples 100,000,000/10 for every issue then they fired him because people were sick of reading the apples review.