Shigeru Miyamoto
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Shigeru Miyamoto(also known as Baron Von Shigurustein) is the maker of the shame Donkey and Pong, the shame that Mario first appeared in. He is currently wanted by many societies for this bad move. He has recently been seen adding stuff to the Cauldron of Evil for some reason. He is said to be an evil person and has done many bad things in the past, however he made the successful movie Nintendo Road Trip. Miyamoto is neemies with Sony and Microsoft and many consider him a good guy althrough he is now known as the 'True Evil Behind Nintendo'. The X-Men attempted to kill him but he used the Nintendo DS Phat to scare them away. The Nintendo SD and Nintendo SD Phat are two of the most dangerous weapons in the world.
===Proof of Evilness===
 He tells about the powers of the Nintendo SD. |
 The Nintendo SD Phat is also evil. |
 Even Link fears Miyamoto, for he is so evil. |
 Miyamoto's expression when he sees this website because we made fun and parodies of his characters. |
