Sony was the company that wished to destroy Nintendo before NintenDON'T came along. However, every Sony gameSony was based on destroying guns so that they would never be used, so it phailed and was turned into a Cupcake in 2005. Today, few people know about Sony and its failed attempts to make non-Shames.
Opposed to Mario, the failed mascot of Nintendo, Sony has created a mascot of their own called Crater and his two friends, Dak and Jester, a horrible mutated elf-thing and an ugly Sasquach (guess which one). Recently, Sony was sold to Master Yoda by $1 for no reason. They eventually bought it back after Yoda became one with the force.