|When created/discovered||1,000 BC|
|Size:||Big but not that big|
Sparta is a mostly uninhabited wasteland and is where George W. Bush actually lives. In 1856-1957 it fought in a war against The Mushroom Kingdom over a bucket of KFC but the Mushroom Kingdom promised all Spartans who committed treason would get to share the KFC so the entire Spartan army joined the MK but they got nothing so Sparta was forced to surrender and that is why it is so unhabited or at least I think it is. Today Sparta is the place where Shy Guys who've abandoned their toilets come to retire and eat rice. Sparta is famous for people who say "This is SPARTA!"