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The Greatest Race is the 41st episode of the The Super Evil Guy Super Show!.

Script

Scene 1

Cut to EVIL GUY's Tower

EVIL GUY: Bored, bored, f***ing bored...
SOME RANDOM PERSON THAT HAPPENS TO BE WALKING BY: I have something for you.

SOME RANDOM PERSON THAT HAPPENS TO BE WALKING BY explodes for no damn reason

EVIL GUY: WTF? Oh, an invitation to a race that RONALD MCDONALD is running! I am on my way!

The note blows up

EVIL GUY:Umm......

Scene 2

Cut to NEW MARIO's lab

NEW MARIO: Yes! My latest creation! The 10000-Cupcakes 7008.910587 and 1/4!

The machine explodes. All that is left is a note.

NEW MARIO: What the- Wait, um... ok! A race! I'm coming!

The note ASPLODES

NEW MARIO: ...

Scene 3

Cut to a racetrack

RONALD: Welcome to-
EVIL GUY: YOU!
NEW MARIO: YOU!
RANDOM TOAD: Who, me?

RANDOM TOAD blows up for no reason

EVIL GUY and NEW MARIO: Let's start the Kart Race!
RONALD: Fine...EVIL GUY wins, NEW MARIO keeps him alone for a week. NEW MARIO wins, he shoves a cupcake down EVIL GUY's freaking throat. Cuz that crap is over, uh, YOSHI?
RANDOM PARAYOSHI: FINE! 3...2 and a half...2 and a quar-

EVIL GUY blows up RANDOM PARAYOSHI with a bomb and they start.

EVIL GUY: Touche! I'm leading!
NEW MARIO: Who says that anymore, idiot?
EVIL GUY: ...

EVIL GUY gets a Mushroom

EVIL GUY: AHA!

NEW MARIO gets a cupcake

EVIL GUY: OH NO!
NEW MARIO: HA!

EVIL GUY uses a random bomb to blast NEW MARIO away

NEW MARIO: AAAAAAAAA-WTF-AAAAAAAAA-*Pees in his pants*-AAAAAAAAA-I'm hot!-AAAHHHHH!!!!

Scene 4

RONALD: And Evil Guy's trophy contains... A Cupcake!

EVIL GUY: :O YOU F***HEAD

EVIL GUY uses a bomb to blast RONALD away

RONALD: OH FUUUUUUUUU-Damn I hate this makeup-UUUUUUUU**!!!!!!!!!!1!!1101!!.5

EVIL GUY: Touche!

THE END

Trivia

  • Many people were blown away/blown up in this episode. This made it popular among fans, as they like random explosions.

Morals

  • Explosions are kickass!

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