The Greatest Race is the 41st episode of the The Super Evil Guy Super Show!.
Cut to EVIL GUY's Tower
- EVIL GUY: Bored, bored, f***ing bored...
- SOME RANDOM PERSON THAT HAPPENS TO BE WALKING BY: I have something for you.
SOME RANDOM PERSON THAT HAPPENS TO BE WALKING BY explodes for no damn reason
- EVIL GUY: WTF? Oh, an invitation to a race that RONALD MCDONALD is running! I am on my way!
The note blows up
- EVIL GUY:Umm......
Cut to NEW MARIO's lab
The machine explodes. All that is left is a note.
- NEW MARIO: What the- Wait, um... ok! A race! I'm coming!
The note ASPLODES
- NEW MARIO: ...
Cut to a racetrack
- RONALD: Welcome to-
- EVIL GUY: YOU!
- NEW MARIO: YOU!
- RANDOM TOAD: Who, me?
RANDOM TOAD blows up for no reason
- EVIL GUY and NEW MARIO: Let's start the Kart Race!
- RONALD: Fine...EVIL GUY wins, NEW MARIO keeps him alone for a week. NEW MARIO wins, he shoves a cupcake down EVIL GUY's freaking throat. Cuz that crap is over, uh, YOSHI?
- RANDOM PARAYOSHI: FINE! 3...2 and a half...2 and a quar-
EVIL GUY blows up RANDOM PARAYOSHI with a bomb and they start.
- EVIL GUY: Touche! I'm leading!
- NEW MARIO: Who says that anymore, idiot?
- EVIL GUY: ...
EVIL GUY gets a Mushroom
- EVIL GUY: AHA!
NEW MARIO gets a cupcake
- EVIL GUY: OH NO!
- NEW MARIO: HA!
EVIL GUY uses a random bomb to blast NEW MARIO away
- NEW MARIO: AAAAAAAAA-WTF-AAAAAAAAA-*Pees in his pants*-AAAAAAAAA-I'm hot!-AAAHHHHH!!!!
RONALD: And Evil Guy's trophy contains... A Cupcake!
EVIL GUY: :O YOU F***HEAD
EVIL GUY uses a bomb to blast RONALD away
RONALD: OH FUUUUUUUUU-Damn I hate this makeup-UUUUUUUU**!!!!!!!!!!1!!1101!!.5
EVIL GUY: Touche!
- Many people were blown away/blown up in this episode. This made it popular among fans, as they like random explosions.
- Explosions are kickass!