The War Begins is the first episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
WARIO is shown in his house with party decorations
- WALUIGI: What the heck this stuff for, boss?
- WARIO: I'm hosting a party for the Koopa Mafia. 'K?
- WALUIGI: Whatever...
- WARIO: Did you bring food?
- WALUIGI: Food?
WARIO pulls out a gun and shoots WALUIGI, yet he is just paralyzed.
10 hours later after WALUIGI got shot...
- WARIO: I can't believe that! That GOOMBA ruined my 200,000 dollar pool table!
- WALUIGI: Wah! That BOO called me a baby girl!
- HOMER SIMPSON : That HamBurger made Moe's Bar ASPLODE!
- MALLEO: You mean that Tiny Little Moron That Nobody Cares About made moe's bar asplode.
- HOMER SIMPSON:YOURE NOT AN X-MAN! PUNISHMENT IS BANG-BANG!
- *HOMER SIMPSON shoots MALLEO.*
- BOWSER: The DRY BONES drank all of my super-rare Koopa Beer! Then... HE PUKED ALL OVER YOUR BED!
- WARIO: Ew... Alright, that's it, we are gonna kick 'em out!
The X-Men bust into the guest room with guns.
- WARIO: Alright... WHAT? WHERE DID THEY GO?
- WALUIGI: They stole stuff from us and hit the road!
- WARIO: You are supposed to be dead!
WARIO shoots WALUIGI again.
- BOWSER: He is right! They stole all of our Cheese, weapons, and 800,000 dollars!
- WARIO: THIS MEANS WAR!
The episode ends with WARIO looking heroic, yet he picks his nose as the camera fades.
- Never throw a party for a mafia - particularly the KOOPA MAFIA.