The War Begins is the pilot episode, and Episode 0 of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!
Summary[]
Wario starts a war with the Koopa Mafia.
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Script[]
Scene 1[]
WARIO is first seen in the living room of his house, with party decorations all around. Enter WALUIGI.
WALUIGI: What the heck this stuff for, boss?
WARIO: I’m hosting a party for the Koopa Mafia. ‘K?
WALUIGI: Coulda told me beforehand. Does anyone else know ‘bout this?
WARIO: Yes.
WALUIGI: So why am I the odd one out?
WARIO: I don’t know? I just forgot. Quit overthinking everything, relax, and enjoy this party tonight. It’s gonna be amazeballs!
WALUIGI: Whatever…
WARIO: Did you bring food?
WALUIGI: Food?
WARIO pulls out a gun and shoots WALUIGI, paralyzing him for a while. As WARIO walks away, he says the following:
WARIO: Unhelpful prick…
Fade to black.
Scene 2[]
Fade to scene. 10 hours later after WALUIGI got shot and recovered from paralysis, WARIO, WALUIGI, HOMER SIMPSON, MALLEO, and BOWSER sit at a table.
WARIO: I can’t believe that! That GOOMBA ruined my 200,000 dollar pool table!
WALUIGI: Wah! That BOO called me a baby girl!
BOWSER: I don’t think anyone cares about that.
WALUIGI: Well I do!
BOWSER: You should have expected that when you saw daddy come home.
BOWSER chuckles to himself after he said this.
HOMER SIMPSON: That hamburger made Moe’s Bar ASPLODE!!
MALLEO: ..You mean that tiny little MORON that nobody cares about made Moe’s Bar asplode.
HOMER SIMPSON: YOU’RE NOT AN X-MAN! Punishment is BANG BANG!
HOMER SIMPSON pulls out his gun and shoots MALLEO.
MALLEO: Fudge, it hurts.. Yes I AM a part of you guys!!
WARIO: No, you’re not. You’re just some random dude who saw a good party. Not that I can blame you, but don’t go thinking you’re part of something you’re not.
MALLEO: ..How DARE you say that I’m just a random dude? I happen to be the leader of a prestigious force called the Mahz-
WARIO slaps MALLEO.
WARIO: Blow it out yer ass!
MALLEO: Whatever, piss man. WEEGEE is going to hear about this!
MALLEO stumbles to the exit, muttering the following:
MALLEO: Crap, it hurts…
WARIO (to himself): Bet it does. Calling me piss man? God help you…
BOWSER: Well ANYWAY, the DRY BONES drank all of my super rare Koopa Beer! Then…
BOWSER points at WARIO.
BOWSER: HE PUKED ALL OVER YOUR BED!
WARIO: Ew... Alright, that's it, we are gonna kick 'em out!
Fade to black.
Scene 3[]
Fade to scene. The members of the X-Men from the previous scene bust into the guest room with guns.
WARIO: Alright... WHAT? WHERE DID THEY GO?
WALUIGI: They stole stuff from us and hit the road!
WARIO: You are supposed to be dead!
WALUIGI: You knew that I was right THERE!-
WARIO shoots WALUIGI again.
BOWSER: He is right! They stole all of our Cheese, weapons, and 800,000 dollars!
WARIO: A crime punishable by eXit! THIS MEANS WAR!
The episode ends with WARIO looking heroic, yet he picks his nose as the camera fades.
After the credits, there is an extra scene where WALUIGI is paralyzed on the ground of the guest room alone.
WALUIGI: Those arseholes left me behind… I guess I’ll have to wait another 5 hours. Sooooo much for being right.
- True End -
Morals[]
- Never throw a party for a mafia - particularly the Koopa Mafia.
Trivia[]
- Wario's 200,000 dollar pool table was actually stolen from Peach, as it is seen in some Mario shames.
- The reason why they are mean to Waluigi will be explained in one of the following episodes of Season 1.
- There is an alternative version of this episode from The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show! (REMAKE) called The War Starts.