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The War Begins is the first episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

Summary

Wario starts a war with the Koopa Mafia.

Script

Scene 1

WARIO is shown in his house with party decorations

WALUIGI: What the heck this stuff for, boss?
WARIO: I'm hosting a party for the Koopa Mafia. 'K?
WALUIGI: Whatever...
WARIO: Did you bring food?
WALUIGI: Food?

WARIO pulls out a gun and shoots WALUIGI, yet he is just paralyzed.

Scene 2

10 hours later after WALUIGI got shot...

WARIO: I can't believe that! That GOOMBA ruined my 200,000 dollar pool table!
WALUIGI: Wah! That BOO called me a baby girl!
HOMER SIMPSON : That HamBurger made Moe's Bar ASPLODE!
MALLEO: You mean that Tiny Little Moron That Nobody Cares About made moe's bar asplode.
HOMER SIMPSON:YOURE NOT AN X-MAN! PUNISHMENT IS BANG-BANG!
*HOMER SIMPSON shoots MALLEO.*
BOWSER: The DRY BONES drank all of my super-rare Koopa Beer! Then... HE PUKED ALL OVER YOUR BED!
WARIO: Ew... Alright, that's it, we are gonna kick 'em out!

Scene 3

The X-Men bust into the guest room with guns.

WARIO: Alright... WHAT? WHERE DID THEY GO?
WALUIGI: They stole stuff from us and hit the road!
WARIO: You are supposed to be dead!

WARIO shoots WALUIGI again.

BOWSER: He is right! They stole all of our Cheese, weapons, and 800,000 dollars!
WARIO: THIS MEANS WAR!

The episode ends with WARIO looking heroic, yet he picks his nose as the camera fades.

Morals

  • Never throw a party for a mafia - particularly the KOOPA MAFIA.

Trivia

  • Wario's 200,000 dollar pool table was actually stolen from Peach, as it is seen in some Mario shames.

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