Toad Town

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Toad Town.

Toad Town is neither full of toads, nor is it a town. The name was created as an alias, so as to hide the Toad slavery mines. It was here that the Toads were enslaved by one wicked Princess Peach (under the alias of Princess Pinch), and since then it has been on constant surveillance by Bowser's freedom fighters. As of 2010, the population is 9,615,235, bigger and big than New York City

Apart from the enslaved Toads, Toad Town is known for its Depression Era Chicago-like atmosphere. Mafias ran by Godfather Guys rule the streets, and crime exists everywhere. The only source of cheer is the Toad Town Times, which unfortunately once led to the Yoshi's Island Scandal.

From Toad Town, one can access many places: Goomba Road (known for their roadkill), Not-So-Pleasant Path (where bullies reside), a desert that is inconspicuously dry, with no reference to its humidity level whatsoever, and most importantly the slavedriving Princess Peach's Castle.

Though now and again Bowser's freedom fighters have attempted to liberate Toad Town, the team is constantly pummeled by gangs of brotherly middle-aged, overweight plumbers. However, despite all the action, Toad Town was strangely bypassed by the Toad Revolt.