The Triforce is an infamous item, created by fusing gold, nitrogen oxide, and electricity into a bunch of triangles. The Triforce has been occasionly used to power objects, and is often stolen by Bowser or Dr. Rabbit. Contrary to popular opinion, it is utterly worthless.
It has the Triforce of DINNER, the Triforce of Toast, and the Triforce of Spaghitti. Squidward hates it and Evil Guy once thought it was triangles of cheese. The evil Prince Cakesprinkles once tried to nab it. You even don't like it.
There once was a Triforce of Breakfast, but Prince Cakesprinkles ate it.