“Now I'm off to eat someone's parents!”
Tyrannosaurus Alan

Tyrannosaurus Alan is a guy in the Mario Series, where he likes to drink a lot of Volvic Revive alongside George Volcano. He usually talks about eating parents after drinking Volvic Revive. He also made Saber Tooth Tigers extinct, yet he was operating a brain the size of a pea. He hasn't made much appearances in the Shames, however. He first appeared in Super Ronald Galaxy, on a billbaord that's an advertisement for Vovic Revive. Tyrannosaurus Alan is also playable in the game Obey Wario, Destroy Mario! game and its sequel.