Ultimate Suicide is an episode o The Mario Truth Or Dare Show.
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MARIO AND LUIGI ARE STANDING ON TOP OF A VERY TALL BUILDING.
MARIO: OK LUIGI. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS.
LUIGI: YES.
LUIGI THEN GOES AND STANDS AT THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING.
MARIO: OK LUIGI. GO!
LUIGI: WAIT! BEFORE I DO THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A WILL.
MARIO: OK.
THE SCENE CHANGES TO LUIGI BACK AT MARIO'S HOUSE, WRITING HIS WILL WHILE THE OTHER TRUTH OR DARERS ARE WATCHING HIM.
LUIGI: AND I'LL LIKE TO GIVE MY CAR TO DRY BONES.
DRY BONES: YES!
TAILS: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR.
DRY BONES: DAMNIT!
LUIGI: I'LL LIKE TO GIVE MY MAKEUP TO PRINCESS PEACH.
PRINCESS PEACH: GEE THANKS, WAIT WHAT?
LUIGI: AND I'LL LIKE TO GIVE MY TUTU TO WARIO.
WARIO: I'M GONNA DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD!
LUIGI: OK MARIO. I THINK I'M READY.
THE SCENE CHANGES TO MARIO AND LUIGI ON TOP OF THE SAME TALL BUILDING AGAIN. LUIGI GOES OVER TO THE EDGE.
MARIO: OK LUIGI! DO IT!
LUIGI: SURE THING. I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO.
LUIGI THEN SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD.
THE END