Videogame War
From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.
The Videogame War also known as the First Console War was a terrible time where Mario, Sonic and Pacman fans fought trying to decide who was the best. It lasted from 1660 to 1681. This started when Sonic and Pacman started getting famous and Mario was starting to go down. A kid in his school fought with a Sonic fan, which later made other kids fight. This fight was shown in the news, and made kids of all others states to fight for Mario, Pac-man and Sonic. This then started making adults fighting. The war lasted a horribly long time, 20 years, and during the war only Luigi games were released.
Mario was never shown in videogames, because the videogame makers were scared that Sonic and Pac-man fans would fight even more with Mario fans. While the war lasted all videogame shows were cancelled and replaced with "Do not fight" shows. During the war people only made cookies based on George W. Bush. During the war about 34473854738474545 and 1 people died. In the Battle of Tokyo, the Mario fans finally won the war after killing Sonic's creator, and bribing Pac-Man's creator with cheese. After the war ended, Pac-man's creator worked on Mario games after getting addicted to cheese. 11 years after the Videogame War, computers were invented. Cell phones were made 10 years earlier.
Aftermath
After the Videogame War, a 14-year old British boy codenamed SSNTails was at school, talking about Sonic with his friends. But they taunted like: "Sonic stinks, and Sega's dead! No new games are coming out from now on!" SSNTails got mad at them, and with the use of Kilk 'n Play and Microsoft Paint, he began working on a fangame to prove them wrong. It then became known as Sonic Robo Blast.
Then, to avenge the death of Sonic's creator, Sega hired out Zatoru Ivata to replace him. Thus, Sonic games are still being made.
Movie and game
See dead articlez: That One War and The Videogame War: The Game
A more graphic release of the war in blu-ray disc format titled That One War will be released in 2035. The extremely detailed game will come out to shizzle the Shame Boy Color in 2739. Please stand by.
