A Waffle is a strange substance found only in The Planet Of The Apes. It gives the holder (a large amount of numbers wich will be blocked out and prevent you from editing this page) amount of lives. It is found in Waffle Sanctum, and is only accessed by saying the secret password into a mic. Mario got ahold of this pass, and got the Waffle. However, Evil Guy stole it from him, and put it in a cage in Evil Guy Tower, thus creating the events of SUPER MARIO: JOO ROFFLE MY WOFFLES. Waffle is also the name of an evil version of a guy named Ffle created by the Wa-Machine. You can make waffles simply out of flour and other stuff and eat it for breakfast, but if you leave it outside without keeping watch, those little bastards may steal it.