“Wario's so fat that when he's on a restaurant and gets the menu, he says I'll have that”
Super Smash Bros. narrator
Real Name: W. Wario
Birth: 1982
Age: 33
Health: Fat & addicted to Garlic
Family and relatives: Unknown
Impostor(s) Mario, Wawario, Walleo, Wawawaluigi, Goering
Death: Not dead

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Wario.
Wario ware

Wario and his girlfriend Mona and some dumb witch girl named Ashley.

Wario Card

Wario's card(banned in Europe for stupid reasons)

Wario (also known as a Fartudinous Lump of Poo) is Mario's evil twin brother and first appeared in the 1600s as a terribly mutated Mario cookie. However, George Bush started making more to make money and acquire minions.

Once, Wario has replaced Mario and has starred in his shames, such as Super Mario 128.,but was soon fired after Nintendo discovered he was a member of the X-Men crew. He also wrote the song Fat.


He likes tacos!!!

In Super Mario & Wario Moonshine, Wario had taken up going around like a maniac and one faithful rage led him to be reunited with Mario. They gained uber-powuhs and he became Wario-Man, the violet garlic. He is revealed to be very smart despite the fact he lost in an IQ test to George W. Bush. This maybe because the game was half-developed by a company in PHILLIPS. Wario has claimed to have shoved many things in his infinite butt including 17,000 slices of Toast, a copy of the fake Legend of Zelda Trailer and even Paris Hilton. Wario directed his first game ever, Grand Theft Sesame Street. Next he would direct movies made by Pixor, such as Porn Story, Retards Inc., and his own Finding Wario.


This looks like a job for......Wario-Man!

Mario Tag Stats

  • Strength: 4.8/5
  • Speed: 2.6/5
  • Jump: 3/5
  • Special ability: 3/5


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