—Super Smash Bros. narrator
|Real Name:||W. Wario|
|Health:||Fat & addicted to Garlic|
|Family and relatives:||Unknown|
|For those without comedic tastes, the.|
Wario (also known as a Fartudinous Lump of Poo) is Mario's evil twin brother and first appeared in the 1600s as a terribly mutated Mario cookie. However, George Bush started making more to make money and acquire minions.
In Super Mario & Wario Moonshine, Wario had taken up going around like a maniac and one faithful rage led him to be reunited with Mario. They gained uber-powuhs and he became Wario-Man, the violet garlic. He is revealed to be very smart despite the fact he lost in an IQ test to George W. Bush. This maybe because the game was half-developed by a company in PHILLIPS. Wario has claimed to have shoved many things in his infinite butt including 17,000 slices of Toast, a copy of the fake Legend of Zelda Trailer and even Paris Hilton. Wario directed his first game ever, Grand Theft Sesame Street. Next he would direct movies made by Pixor, such as Porn Story, Retards Inc., and his own Finding Wario.
Mario Tag Stats
- Strength: 4.8/5
- Speed: 2.6/5
- Jump: 3/5
- Special ability: 3/5
- If You get shoved up wario's butt, you can see Poo World and the exit.
- Paris Hilton owns Poo World.
- Wario is also known as a fartudinous lump of poo
- He uses Wii Fit sometimes because he broke the balance.
- He has met Morgan Freeman.
|Mario and Replacements|
|Original Mario - New Mario - Cario - Dr. Mario - Smallio - Lario - Hitario - Dry Mario - Mummio - Wario - Malleo - Tario - Captain Lou Albano - Mario's Head|