Weegee

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“Obey Weegee, Destroy... Mario!”
—Weegee

Weegee was an odd version of Luigi, created by a cloning accident. During the video game war, an unknown company wanted to make a game called Mario is Missing but Luigi and Yoshi were to busy making other video games and Mario was hiding from pacman andsonic fans. So the creator decided to make clones of Mario, Luigi, andYoshi. Let's just say the clones turned out to be Weegee, Malleo, and Yushee, Weegee had the ability to hypontize people when he made eye contact with them, making it easy for him to rule (starting with Nairobi, an area weak due to its lack of Adobe). Weegee then attempted to take over the world. However, Daisy, displeased with the competition, challenged Weegee to a fight. During the fight, it was revealed Daisy was immune to Weegee's stare. Daisy was easily able to defeat Weegee, and then killed him. After the fight was over and Daisy left, Shigeru Miyamoto was observed dragging Weegee's body away. Later, Shiggy dumped Weegee's body into the Cauldron of Evil .

Recently, Weegee was seen fighting in the Foreign Legion. However, Weegee has been proven to has lost his hypno-stare powers, meaning he can no longer take over the world. This means Napoleon Bonaparte revived him with the Revival Machine. A few people wondered how Napoleon had done so, as Weegee's body was in the Cauldron of Evil so there was no way Napoleon could have done it. However as Napoleon revealed, Napoleon once had a barber shop and all of his customer's hair he kept in a large box. Every single scrap. He used Weegee's DNA to revive him, more or less, creating a clone of Weegee.

Despite being dead, it will be rumored Weegee will appear in FS III, being the true evil behind the King of Hyrule and Zelda. He also appeared in the first Final Spahgetti and its sequel. Him and Malleo is going to be the main characters in Weegee's Time Machine, where Weegee steals a Time Washing Machine and goes back 20 trillion minutes. Weegee also appears as the main charcter in Weegee Wars where he blows up toilets in a desperate attempt to rule the world. Currently, Chuck Norris and The Hoodmask are the only ones attempting to eradicate the Weegee clone.

The body of the real Weegee is no longer in the Cauldron of Evil, because he was REVIVED by some guys. His stare became alot more powerful and he is able to turn other guys into himself by saying: Go Weegee. Eventually, he died again, yet not much people noticed.

Contents 1 List of Guys who are Immune to Weegee's Stare 2 Likes 3 Dislikes 4 Trivia 4.1 Mario Tag Stats 5 His clone Guiyii 6 Current

[edit] List of Guys who are Immune to Weegee's Stare

Yes, there are guys who can't be killed by him. There's alot of them, yet they're a small group compared to all the guys in the universe.

• The overlord because he is way too big and powerful for Weegee to stare at.
• Ultimate lost god weegee, for he is him!

• The Lord of Darkness for he is far more evil than the World of Chaos.
• World of Chaos Mainly due to the fact that he is overloaded with evil tar and giant organs, which makes Weegee's head explode.
• Malleo and everyone else related to him.
• Maybe you, judging how you got here alive.
• Chuck Norris because... noting can kill CHUCK! NOTHING!(except Bruce Lee)
• Giygas and his clones.
• Mr. Tcause he is part of an invincible team that includes Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.
• Batamon because his stare is soooooooooo... weird that it makes Weegee asplode.
• Baby Yoshi 'cause he eats everything.
• The Harvester
• Marx because his psychopathic powers and ear-jacking scream can make Weegee's head asplode.
• Guiyii Since he was the mirror clone of the original Weegee.
• Zero Two for he is all negative energy, and Weegee's stare cannot affect negative matter (which is part matter and part anti-matter), or creatures that have it.
• Dark Weegee cause he is a horrible clone of weegee
• Bruce Lee
• Cyber-Dee
• Geewee
• Heartless Weegee cause he is weegee's other half
• Vexx cause he killed weegee. twice.
• W.E.E.G.E.E. cause he is a mecha version of weegee

These guys were also immune before his stare was upgraded:

• Daisy
• Me
• King of Hyrule
• Tails Doll Cause his cute stare did not affect Weegee after his stare was upgraded.
• Squidward
• The Stuper Bowsa Pals AKA The Only Ones Who Can Defeat Weegees (how ironic)
• Kirby
• The Fallen
• The Minuteman
• Giegue because he flies in vacuum

Apparently, before his stare upgrade Weegee could not stand his own stare. This was discovered when two Weegee clones stared at each other, and after a few minutes a massive explosion happened.

[edit] Likes

• Romantic walks on the beach.
• Eating DINNER.
• Pimping his ride.
• Listening to Weird Al songs (rip off).
• Going to the roller-disco in Toad Town.
• His brother Malleo
• His religion The Wiigiiz.

[edit] Dislikes

• Barbecue sauce, which (somehow) disables Weegee's stare and makes him partial to Bob-Ombs.
• Mario, Yoshi, The King, Squadala Man, Wario, Luigi, Dry Bones, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, IgglePiggle, Your Grandma, Billy Ray Cyrus, Eggy Eggleton, Daisy, Geewee and all other black people, Sonic, Sonic fans and basically anything Sonic, from fanon to the real shames.

[edit] Trivia

• The most well-know quote from Weegee is: "ME DECLARO ANO Y TRABAJADOR DEL CULO"
• He was the one who ended the Fakegee War
• He is racist.

[edit] Mario Tag Stats

• Strength: 3.8/5

• Speed: 3/5

• Jump: 3.8/5

• Special ability: 4/5

[edit] His clone Guiyii

He has a clone named Guiyii who was born when Weegee looked in a mirror.

[edit] Current

He has fused with Lost God and become Ultimate lost god weegee.