Where's the Remote Control? is an episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!.
Wario loses his Remote Control and attempts to find it.
At their house, WARIO and WALUIGI are sitting on a couch.
WARIO: Man... I'm bored. Let's watch the television.
WARIO reaches for the remote. However, it is missing.
WARIO: Where is that thing? Do YOU know where it is, Waluigi?
WARIO grabs WALUIGI and he tosses him off a nearby cliff for no reason.
WARIO: Hmmm... Where can it be...
WARIO is still looking for the remote.
WARIO: Where is the darn remote?
Suddenly, SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT jumps into WARIO's house.
SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT: Ah-ha! Prepare to die, Wario!
SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT pulls out two guns. Quickly, WARIO just grabs SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT and WARIO tosses him off the same cliff from earlier.
WARIO: Where is the da-Hey, what is this.
WARIO picks up a small piece of paper. It says: Ha! You'll never get your Remote Control from me, DRY BONES! If you want it back, give me a million dollars (In cash)!
WARIO looks into his secret safe, it has only a few pennies.
WARIO: How am I going to get that Remote back? I don't have that kind of money?
WARIO looks at the cliff.
WARIO: Guess I'll commit suicide.
WARIO walks to the cliff. Strangly, DRY BONES is there.
WARIO: Give me back my Remote!
DRY BONES: Never!
DRY BONES grabs his sniper. However, DRY BONES points it backwards and he falls off the cliff. WARIO grabs the Remote Controller and runs back home.
WARIO: Finally! Some entertainment!
WARIO pushes the ON button, but the Television won't go on.
WARIO: Why isn't this working?
WARIO discovers it needed batteries. He goes to the nearest store. WARIO then looks at the prices of the batteries.
WARIO: What the-
GOOMBA:' I need those batteries for my Remote Control!
GOOMBA reaches for his gun, but since he had no hands, he held it in his mouth. Then WARIO does his Fart attack, sending GOOMBA into the horizon.
WARIO: Now their all mine!
However, due to the explosion, the batteries are leaking acid. WARIO reaches for them, grabs them all, and walks next to a small fire. WARIO farts again and he and everything within a three mile radius asploded.
Morals of the Story
- Always know the batteries in your Remotes have enough enegry.
- A lot of people died by falling off a cliff in this episode.