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Yoshi

From the Un-Mario Wiki, the Mario no-ledge-base.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called "experts" at MarioWiki have a real article on Yoshi.
Mugshots of Yoshi after he was arrested for participation in the Yoshi's Island Scandal.
Yoshi is a pickle quarter dinosaur quarter lizard quarter donkey quarter dragon who is perhaps best known for his participation in the Yoshi's Island Scandal during the late 1900s. He was once almost ate Princess Peach however during the scandal escaped and his dinner left so he could go with Mario. He now lives with his wife Birdo and 1,000 kids. Despite all of this, he is a member of the Fantastic Four after escaping prison. He loves collecting guns and shoots people as a hobby. Yoshi got mutated once right before the release of Yoshi's Book, where he fell into toxic waste and made him go through vocal loss, which also affected his voice, and became known as New Yoshi. Before Yoshi was tranformed Mario Tried to drop him of a cliff.Sadly he ws killed by Pookachu .
NO DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!